TITLE: "Smoking Shadows (1/1)" AUTHOR: Annie Sewell-Jennings E-MAIL: auralissa@aol.com SUMMARY: When worlds collide, slash often happens. Mulder/Spike CATEGORY: m/m slash, crossover between "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "The X-Files" RATING: Definitely NC-17 SPOILERS: Season Seven of XF and Season Four of BTVS DISCLAIMER: The character of Spike is the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy Productions, and the character of Mulder is the property of Chris Carter and Ten Thirteen Productions. Although, since Mulder's gone in "The X-Files", does this mean that I can call dibs on him? Hmm... AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is all for Diana, who requested it and helped me figure out how to do it. My gift for thee, Diana, o twisted fanfiction author. Merry Christmas, you sick freak. ***** Smoking Shadows ***** "The queerest of the queer The strangest of the strange The coldest of the cool The lamest of the lame You're nothing special here The fate behind the fear The queerest of the queer" --Garbage ***** Of all the things that Mulder hated, one of them was nightclubs. When he had been in college, the students frequented them on the weekends, flocking to the crowded London warehouses where punk bands were gods and studded dog collars were more popular than Jesus Christ himself (though Mulder had never been a big member of that fan club to begin with). They always stumbled back home to the flats singing songs by David Bowie and by Blondie, hair spiked into mohawks and often sporting new tattoos or piercings. Mulder never bothered with them then, and he didn't feel like bothering with them now. But the Bronze was where his contact had requested their meeting, and therefore Mulder went. After all, it was all for Scully. The unique perfume of cigarette smoke and stale beer imbedded itself into his skin as Mulder walked through the door, feeling shamefully out of place around the throngs of teenagers crowded onto the dance floor. He felt like a teacher had just made his way into the club where high school and college kids gathered in a fit of rebellion. No matter that he had abandoned his suit for a leather jacket and a pair of jeans; Fox Mulder stood out and there was no other way to deny it. Surrounded by teenagers in snakeskin tube tops and leather miniskirts, he was a sore thumb as always. Undercover had never been his strong suit to begin with. And then he found someone who stuck out worse than he did. Sitting underneath what appeared to be a fire escape of some sort, alone at a table, was a man smoking a cigarette who stood out remarkably among the glittering youths, and his hair took most of the blame. It was bleached beyond reason, blisteringly blonde, like lightning, slicked back and shining underneath the mirrorball that dangled from the ceiling above him. The flickering cherry of a cigarette spark smoldered between two fingers that were tipped with chipped black nail polish, and a startlingly generous mouth pursed as he smoked thoughtfully underneath the lights. He was dressed in black like Johnny Cash gone punk, and shadows fell from high, exotic cheekbones as he stared with frank amusement at Mulder. And Mulder had a sinking suspicion that this was his guy. The smirk across the young man's face widened as Mulder approached him, and smoke from his cigarette veiled his exotic face as the agent sat down across from him. "I don't even have to ask who you are," the bleach-job said, his words punctuated by exhaled cigarette smoke and defined by a rough British accent. "A blind person could spot you as a fed." Irritated slightly, Mulder gave the man a dry smile. "So you're Spike," he said, and Spike scowled, taking a long drag from his cigarette. "Yeah, that's me," he said with a disgusted look. "Nasty thing, this chip. Spoils all of my fun and gives me blistering headaches to boot. Right now, the current bane of my existence." Then he turned his head and gave Mulder a smirk that seemed to be familiar on Spike's mouth. "Or lack thereof." Puzzled but not wanting to probe deeper, Mulder shook his head. "Can you describe to me the events under which the chip was inserted into your body?" he asked, and Spike chuckled, stretching his arms behind his head and turning the smirk full- force onto Mulder, dark eyes blazing underneath the frenetic dance of the lights. "You make it sound so romantic," Spike commented with a sneer. "Yeah, I'll tell you my story. But first, you're going to order me a beer. I'm going to bloody need one if I have to go through this again." Sighing, Mulder turned around and gestured for a young waitress snapping gum to come over. When the little snip of a thing came over, he ordered himself and his accomplice a Shiner. When he was finished, he turned to the peroxide blond and arched his eyebrow, Scully-style. "Better?" he asked, and his informant smiled in a fashion that was oddly appealing. "Much." Clearing his throat, Mulder leaned forward. "What were the circumstances surrounding the chip?" Spike sighed and extinguished his dying cigarette into the plastic ashtray set before him, folding his hands in front of him. "I was abducted by government agents like yourself, Agent Mulder," he said, a snide tone entering his dark voice. "They put a sodding chip in my head that prohibits me from feeding." Mulder frowned. "Feeding?" A half-smile curled across Spike's face, and he turned his head to Mulder. "Oh, didn't I mention that?" he said archly, and then he leaned in so close that he should have felt warm, alcohol- scented breath pass across his mouth. //Blue,// Mulder thought dazedly. //His eyes are blue.// Shadows clung to Spike's high, seemingly feline cheekbones, and his mouth was ripe and smirking as he spoke. "I'm a vampire." Two years ago, Mulder would have been shocked. Paralyzed with excitement, even. But instead, all that he did was look at Spike with dry amusement. "Of course you are," he said in a tone that was more than a little condescending. All it did was cause a spark of sheer entertainment to cross Spike's face, and he leaned back, that deadly smirk still leering at Mulder in a fashion that made Mulder decidedly uncomfortable. "Believe me or don't, Agent," he said. "Your choice. But here's what I really want to know - why did you drop everything and cross the country to find out about my bleeding chip?" The smirk broadened, if such a thing were possible, and Mulder was beginning to feel a little hot underneath the collar of his leather jacket. "Was it because of your partner?" Taken aback, Mulder leaned in. "What the hell..." Triumphant, Spike leaned back in his chair, crossing his hands behind his head and arching one dark eyebrow at Mulder that was curiously scarred. "Most vampires aren't very technologically sound," he said in a conversational tone, "but I'm not most vampires. And my current favorite modern invention happens to be the Internet. You can uncover a wealth of information on the Internet, and something that I managed to uncover was the history of Agent Fox Mulder and his pretty little partner, Dana Scully. And what I discovered was that your little minx has a chip in her head, too." Knowing that he had Mulder rapt with attention (and Mulder was), Spike leaned in for the kill. "So, tell me, Agent Mulder, did you come here because of love?" he asked, danger and deception flickering in his eyes like dark candles. And Mulder couldn't say anything; he just averted his eyes and wished that the waitress would hurry up with his beer. Anything to take the edge off of Spike and the smirk that seemed to crawl underneath his skin and make his blood flow quicker than it should be able to flow. Anything to cease this thrall that Spike seemed to hold over him. It was electric, the tension between them. Flickering and intensifying, crashing across the wires underneath frenetic electric lights. And Mulder could say nothing, could do nothing, but nod his head, enthralled by the look on Spike's face. "Yes," he croaked, and Spike leaned in, a smile stretching across the plush expanse of his mouth. "Then why not do something, just for once, that isn't for love?" The softness of Spike's mouth was stunning compared to the sharp and jagged edges that created the rest of him, and Mulder succumbed to it, helpless to fight it, as Spike crushed his mouth to Mulder's and stole away a kiss with his thieving, robbing lips. Greed and hunger were the essence of the kiss, the motivators and controllers of it. Helpless to stop it, Mulder closed his eyes and responded, tasting the cool alcoholic breath, and then, underneath it, the faint taste of liquefied pennies. Coppery, warm, vibrant and alive... The taste of blood. Gasping, Mulder pulled away, eyes wide and shocked while staring at the blond man, who chuckled at his reaction. "You..." he choked, and Spike just sneered, a blatantly sexual look on his face that was predatory and hungry all at once. "Yeah," he confirmed. "And you just kissed one." And then he leaned in again, so close that when he spoke, his mouth brushed against Mulder's. "And you want to do it again." Spike was right. Mulder did want to do it again, and more. He wanted to take Spike out into the alleyway and strip him of his clothing and his defenses, to see if there was anything underneath the heated but cool veneer and taste all of the history that the vampire had stolen away. Right and wrong be damned, he felt his arousal with a carnality that was shocking, could feel it in the way his erection strained against his blue jeans. And he knew it by the way that his hand shook when he placed a five dollar bill on the table and followed Spike out to the alleyway. The shadows embraced the two men as Spike pushed Mulder against the wall, a snide expression crossing his unusual face, and then his mouth was crushed again, ravaged and pillaged by Spike's teeth and tongue, his fists grabbing the lapels of Mulder's leather jacket and bunching them into balls. Furiously, Spike tore the jacket off of Mulder, revealing nothing more than a heather-colored tee shirt, and Spike pulled away, a wicked smile tearing across his face. "I hope you didn't care for that shirt too much, mate," he said. "Because it's history." With that, the shirt fell to the ground in tatters, and chipped black fingernails scraped down the length of Mulder's chest, causing Mulder to hiss out a cry of delicious ecstasy, arching his back and tossing his head backwards, not even noticing when it hit the wall behind him. With a furious shrug, Spike removed his worn leather duster, letting the jacket fall to the dirty, grimy ground without a care for it. Silk dragons grinned mercilessly at Mulder from the silk of Spike's shirt, and then that was gone too, revealing muscular forearms covered in skin the color of white gold. Black cotton clung to Spike's taut abdomen, but not for long; Mulder ruined that by ripping it from Spike's body. At Spike's amused look, Mulder grinned. "Turnaround is only fair," he said, and Spike smirked. "So it is," he agreed, and then kissed Mulder again, sliding a cool, blood-warmed mouth against Mulder's, and fingernails scraped across his nipples, down the slope of his stomach, to his belt buckle. Neat gestures undid him, and Mulder felt his jeans slide off of his hips and the black cotton boxer briefs followed suit. The cool night air embraced his erection as it was unleashed, and Mulder groaned, feeling Spike's cool fingers slide up and down the length of it. Elegant, sweeping gestures, and then he stepped back, undoing the buckle of his clinging black jeans. Mulder was less than surprised with the fact that Spike wore no underwear. A smirk rippled across Spike's mouth, and he turned Mulder around, facing the brick wall, and then leaned his chin on Mulder's shoulder, mouth brushing against the fine hairs on the back of his neck. "Now, I know that your personal motto is 'trust no one', Agent Mulder, but I'd highly suggest that you make an exception for me," Spike murmured. And then he chuckled, a velvety chuckle that made heat flood Mulder's veins. "After all, everyone makes exceptions for me." And with that, Spike slid his hands around Mulder's hips and began to massage his cock, black fingernails flashing across the length of it like fragmented ebony. The warmth of Spike's mouth pressed against the nape of Mulder's neck, and he could feel the length of Spike's own cock against the curve of his ass, warmed by the blood that he had stolen and hard. Mulder hissed out a cry when Spike's fingers trailed up the underside of Mulder's penis, fingertips brushing against his heavy, aching balls, making Mulder shudder with ecstasy. "Jesus," Mulder whispered hoarsely, and he cried out, hips arching when the vampire behind him began to move with a faster pace, fisting him roughly and divinely all at the same time. He could feel himself nearing the brink, bliss flooding him like blood, and everything became a blur of unusual arousal, from Spike's fingers sliding over his cock to the cool, moist mouth licking at the top of his spine. Torn in two by arousal, flooded with heat and surrounded by cool porcelain skin, Mulder hoarsely choked out a whimper of helpless desire, and Spike removed his hands, leaving Mulder on the edge of climax. "Spike," Mulder rasped, and then... Pure bliss shimmered across his body when Spike's cock entered him, slowly, excruciatingly slowly, and Mulder threw his head back, biting down on a scream, and Spike swallowed it by leaning his head forward and crushing his mouth with a blistering kiss. Silenced by the intensity of Spike's mouth, Mulder arched his back and felt the moist length of Spike's cock fill him, thrusting behind him, and Mulder braced himself against the wall, knees weakening with desire. Spike's hands scoured down the length of his body, fingernails scratching his chest and drawing blood, and Mulder wanted it. Wanted the pleasurable pain of it, and needed the fire that Spike inspired inside of him. Sweat dripped down his brow, and the vampire scraped his teeth against the droplet of Mulder's lower lip, capturing his screams, stifling his cries, silencing his moans with a continuous, never- ending kiss. Hips thrust in the ill-lit alley, heat poured across Mulder's body, and Spike continued to thrust, his fingers scrawling meaningless designs across Mulder's chest. Mulder had never experienced something as violently sexual, something so primal and delicious, like a brutal brand of bliss. And then, as Spike bit into Mulder's lip and drew blood, Mulder came with a muffled moan, a fury that would always be remembered as this carnal coupling in a dark alley. And all the while the muted bass of club music pumped through the walls of the Bronze and emptied into the street. ***** Smoke rose from the cigarette as he sat in the Bronze, whirling and spiraling towards the ceiling in harsh circles and ringlets of misty gray. The lights captured it and changed its color to a harsh, volatile crimson, and then it disintegrated, disappearing and fading into the night. Spike smiled. The waitress sauntered up to him, a smirk on her lovely young face, and placed a Shiner on the table. "Sorry about the wait," she apologized, and Spike just flashed a charming smile at her, pressing a crisp ten-dollar bill into the palm of her hand. "Forgiven." The beer was bitterly good, and he gulped it down, looking at the spread of money that fanned out on the table in a cascade of crisp green. Granted, they weren't truly his, but it didn't matter to him. They were his now, his reward, as was the taste of blood that still lingered on his mouth below the flavor of burned tobacco and bitter, cold beer. Unusual blood, blood that tasted of horrors and passion, and blood that had been stolen from a most unusual man's mouth. He had to admit that Fox Mulder was one excellent fuck. A smirk crossed his face as he thought of the man awakening the next morning in his hotel room, scratches crisscrossing his chest, mouth sore and bruised from the cruel kisses that Spike had taken from him. It was the only way that he could get fresh blood nowadays - taking it in the moments where pain transferred to pleasure, when agony transformed into ecstasy. And Mulder had been in the grips of it. Images of Mulder's bronzed skin, of his perfectly delectable mouth, of his startlingly gray-green eyes clouded over with lust clouded his mind, and Spike smiled, taking another drag from his post-climax cigarette. He wondered if Mulder would be back for more, to wrest his story from him, and Spike hoped so. Another bruising encounter in the alleyway would certainly brighten up his week. Another taste of him... But until then, Spike would just fade back into the shadows, and cloud himself over with cigarette smoke. And he would smile. ***** (end) ***** Send any flames/feedback to me at auralissa@aol.com. Diana, hope it was good for you. *****