Headers at the bottom of the page. **** "You're not old, Mulder." "I feel old." He flicked his wrist, tossing the letter onto the table, then rolled his eyes when it overshot the edge and fluttered to the floor. He gestured towards the page. "The Social Security Administration wishes you a happy 60th birthday," he quoted, singsong, "and urges you to plan for your 62nd birthday when you'll be eligible for benefits." He pivoted and headed towards the kitchen; Scully knelt to retrieve the document as he groused. "Maybe they want me to spend my 62nd birthday getting dentures..." "Mulder." She took several steps toward him, brow furrowing as she read the letter. "...or new bifocals..." "Mulder." "...or maybe hearing aids should be my first purch-" "MULDER." He stopped and turned back, knowing that tone all too well. "I think something else is planned for that birthday." She held out the Social Security Administration letter, pointing out the signature at the bottom. Jeremiah Smith. **** * * * * * * TITLE: 155 Words X: Mulder and Scully, 10-13-2021 AUTHOR: Forte E-MAIL: Bjm1352@aol.com URL: http://www.thebasementoffice.com/ RATING: G CATEGORY: V SPOILERS: nothing specific SUMMARY: Birthday plans. ARCHIVE: Gossamer and Ephemeral OK; anywhere else please ask first. DISCLAIMER: They belong to CC, 1013, and FOX; *definitely* not me. FEEDBACK: Would make my day! THANKS: To GA and DD for bringing such life to these characters. AUTHOR'S NOTES: I had to give Mulder something special for his 60th birthday. :) (And just for the record, M&S are still living together in 2021, hence no social distancing, and I'm sure Jeremiah Smith is back hiding in plain sight at the Social Security Administration.) This story is unbeta'd; any errors are fully my fault. POSTED: 12/31/2021